How The Hipster Stole Christmas

Kids I spotted out and about today in Nolita and on the Lower East Side. Someone did actually call the Cuteness Police on the Japanese girl with the poofy fur ear muffs. They decided not to fine her but did give a stern lecture about Americans not being prepared for such things and how she could startle people. She apologized profusely and agreed to leave them in her bag until arriving safely back on the moon – i.e. Tokyo.